You're Fired.

Anonymous Asked: "They always made him feel mysterious and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how grumpy his liver got when he was nervous.Well, truth be told, Lord Sugar knew very well why he was at the party: to see Nick. Ah, Nick. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his shiny butt made Lord Sugar's heart beat like a Margaret who danced in the moon of Lord Sugar's arse."

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THIS IS AMAZING.